• BM Tools

    Considering Colon Cleansing?

    "Colonics" is a popular process of trying to improve colon/intestinal health by removing built-up material and infections, producing better BMs (more regular and more normal) along with improved health.

    There are several techniques for colon cleansing, including fasts, specialized diets, drinking teas & powders, and even colon hydrotherapy.

    It is good to learn about this topic and to check with a health professional too!

  • Hot Bowel Movement

    What is a Hot Bowel Movement?

    A hot bowel movement is a bowel movement over 75 degrees Celsius.  Or, over 43 degrees Celsius.  Or, over your body temperature.  Or, a bowel movement filled with poop that is filled with the remnants of an extremely spicy dinner.

    Cause of Hot Bowel Movements

    A hot bowel movement may be caused by any of the following spicy foods: pizza with Tabasco sauce, hotdog with too many banana peppers, habenero cream cheese dip at an office Christmas party, anything Thai, too many dares with guy buddies, overspicing a bowl of chilli, or any other dish that made gave you the hiccups the night before.

    Cure for Hot Bowel Movements

    Unfortunately, there is no cure for hot bowel movements, unless you’re willing to apply gross creams to gross parts of your body with a negligible impact. The closest thing to a cure for hot bowel movements is time, allowing for whatever weather system you’re pooping too clear out of the way and return to normal. The next best thing is to take a few glasses of whisky to a bathtub filled with water that you’re not responsible for cleaning.

    In the event of recurring hot bowel movements, it is prudent to either change your diet or consider the fact that your issue may be worthy of professional medical consultation.