Large Bowel Movement

What is a Large Bowel Movement?

Depending on the individual, a large bowel movement may include a bowel movement over 1.5 litres in volume, 45 cm in length, or 5 cm in diameter.  Or, a toilet full of logs.  Or, something you’re vaguely tempted to tell someone about.

Cause of a Large Bowel Movement

In combination with having a large amount of fecal matter to be passed, a large bowel movement depends heavily on the ability to pass a lot of matter in a short amount of time.  If too much time passes during the bowel movement, it could be argued that a toilet was filled over several cascading bowel movements. 

An oversized bowel movement can be accomplished by having a semi-liquid or viscous bowel movement, a build-up of pressure in the intestine, or by having an enormous butt hole.

Cure for a Large Bowel Movement

Aside from pinching and waiting until later, there is no cure for a large bowel movement.  In most cases, a huge BM IS the cure to your problems.  In the event of recurring problematically enormous poops, adjusting a daily schedule or fluid intake to switch to a pattern of more frequent bowel movements may provide relief from the fear of flooding toilets, dropping public spectacles, or worse.